Lady: "Hello Vincentina Meats, how may I help you"
D: Hi, I'd like to place an order for some lamb
Lady: Ok, let me pass you on to Mike.
D: Ok, thanks
Mike: Pronto, Mike
D: Hi Mike, my name is Dave, I'd like to order some lamb, but first I'd like to know if the meat is organic.
Mike: Itsa close to organica, froma personalle farma, no morre den feefty cheap....Itsa nice qualita, trosta me...Itsa no like na industrialle lamb, private place.
D: Ok, I trust you. I need two legs, deboned and butterflyed.
Mike: No problemo, due legga di lamb, takennabonz aout, eh openem ap...when you need?
D: Saturday
Mike: Sabato, ok, I worka all day eneway.
D:Thanks Mike
Mike: Ok ciao
D:Ciao
(We are making a feast for Easter Sunday and it's gonna be delicious!)
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3 comments:
what the hell, i thought something funny was going to happen? especially since the title comes from joe Avati, whom i love.
i wanna come over. and eat the lamb.
False advertising on my part maybe, but I thought the whole conversation was quite comical.
I'll set a place for you at the kids table with us. That goes for anyone who reads this really.
Standing invitation for Sunday lunch until further notice.
God, and I'll probably be eating greasy diner food or greasy take-out. Should've flown home for Easter and went to YOUR house.
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