Monday, March 31, 2008

Please Play Again

Welcome to Tim Horton’s may I take your order?

Good morning, can I get a large coffee with 2 milk 1 sugar, and whole wheat bagel toasted with cheddar cheese, tomato, and cucumber please?

That will be $4.20 please.

(Boss Lady making my bagel turns to the cashier and barks “That’s a Garden Vegetable sandwich, not a bagel with 2 add-ons”)

Cashier fixes the order in the computer and says, “That will be $4.91 please”

Sorry, how am I paying more when I’m not getting the lettuce?

Boss Lady cuts her off and tells me, “It comes with the Garden Vegetable sandwich.”

Right, but I didn’t order the Garden Vegetable and I don’t want lettuce so why am I paying an extra 70 cents for something I don’t want?

Sorry hon, but it’s not our rules.

Okay, can I get extra cucumber instead of the lettuce then?

Sure, but we’ll have to charge you for it.

(To add insult to injury, it wasn’t even a winning cup.)

1 comment:

vintage muse said...

eeek thats awful. my bagel this morning wasnt even toasted (i asked for it double toasted) and on top of that it was old and stale. the cheese didnt even melt. barf.

good to know im not alone. i say we protest.