get me the magic bag/we called him "Mr. Slapass"/uncle Mike, you know I'm drunk

I got my hair did today and the best way that I know of to celebrate a sexy new do is by drinking at home with my cuz, listening to gangsta rap, and watching way too much YouTube on my laptop. Tomorrow, Nikki and I are going to cause a huge drunken ruckus along King Street West if anyone is interested. Since it took me way too much time and concentrated effort to type this without huge spelling errors, I'll just post some pictures while I can still function...